If we're destined to be apart
We must accept our fate
You told me not to give in to feudal ethics
Keep an open mind
and break new grounds
I always say it's better to be a woman
Only a fool would get married
You must remember
Finding someone you love
is the luckiest thing in the world
You must cherish it
No matter what lies ahead
You must never give up
Love can solve anything
Men and woman are equal in the 21st Century
Woman are no longer considered an accessory to men
They need not get married and have kids
Cohabitation is the rule of the game
In the spring of 2004
I moved in with K.O. Fong
Woman are from Venus, men are from Mars
2 people from different backgrounds
different physiological needsand habits
living under the same roof
There's bound to be conflicts
But we know the rules of the game
and leave each other some space
and semi-privacy
What's so funny?
better than the news
You've been at it for 3 hours and 24 minutes
Your eyes should be tired
Come on, massage my eyes
What pills are you taking?
Vitamins
One pill contains vitamins A, D, E, K and B complex
It's healthy and cost efficient
Want one?
No, I hate pills
You're either popping them or sniffing
What's that?
It's an oxygen concentrator
It can increase the oxygen density
in intake air from 21% to 30%
and increase the oxygen level within your body
It's good for you
You never eat a proper meal
You have very bad habits
Yours are just as bad
You're boring
You think I'm boring?
What are you doing?
Giving you more pleasures
Stop it...
Let me feed you
Whatever, as long as I'm happy
Want some oat meal?
Great!
Hey!
What?
You cook oat meal in a coffeemaker?
It was right there! What's wrong?
What do I use to make coffee?
Rice cooker?
Use the blender... what?
You're crazy!
I'm already cooking for you
Have you tried coffee flavor oat meal?
No. I wonder why
this lovely women moved in with me
You think I'm lovely?
Yes
I'm lovely? Really?
Let's eat
This will be the oat meal pot
Do I want to get married?
Of course not
How long will it last?
Who knows?
I didn't think about it
No one knows about the future
As long as I'm happy at the moment
Cheers...
Don't be so high!
This guy is different
He's a good catch
He makes several millions a year
He has a luxury flat
I'm so jealous
Yes
Don't be so superficial
I don't love him for his money
So what if he's loaded?
See how cocky she is!
She found the perfect guy
Yes
I should have taken him home
Now you have nothing but regrets
Oh, save it
If aver you get tired of him
You can pass him around...
I want him...
Forget it! He's mine!
I heard you're with a beer girl
You don't mind?
Well?
Shut up!
Don't believe in that!
It's not your turn
Shut up! here it is...
That's the Lovers
It means bright and blessing
Blessing?
What about the Queen?
The Queen is happiness and harvest
Happy now'?
Is it true? This one...
That's the Ace
It means the source of love
The beginning...
Abundance and overflowing with zeal
Unconditional love...
Spiritual harmony
You've got it made!
Unconditional love?
For him or me?
Who cares?
As long as you're madly in love
K.O., smooth sailing tonight?
Be careful
You win some and you lose some
She's just a beer girl
She's only after your money
Don't worry
Nobody cons K.O. Fong
Don't be too sure
A friend of mine dated a boxer
He paid out more than $80,000
Can she be trusted?
I know the type of girl she is
I've done my calculations
She'll get nothing from me
Since he's so loaded
Have him give you a car!
Don't be crazy! I don't drive
Get him to marry you
Get his money
Yes, get his money
then get a divorce
You'll still get half the assets
and alimony
Why get married in the first place?
Money is not the issue between us
Don't be a hypocrite!
I'm happy with her
But her background is complicated
Not the kind to show off
She may make you happy for now
But you'll find out soon enough
She'll make you provide for her
then she wants to get married
Just be careful
Get up, sleepy head
We're going to the movies
Get up or it'll be sold out
Let's sleep some more
We can go shopping instead
Where?
Up to you
Yes, I want to buy something
Hurry...
Damn! Hello? Start talking...
Are you sure?
Can you give me a few more days?
I only took out a small loan
How can I owe $1,000 interest?
She's just a beer girl
She's only after your money
She may make you happy for now
You'll find out soon enough
Your credit card is targeted for women
Don't you know all woman tend to
overdraft at the and of the month?
You don't have to hang up on me!
Was that the bank?
It's that time of the month for a woman
When the wallet is empty
and the phone keeps ringing
How much do you need?
I'll pay for it
No, I can manage
But after that, it'll be tough
Take what you need
I'll fix you breakfast
Look at all that cash!
I've been waiting 23 minutes and 42 seconds
How much longer will you be?
I just need to put my face together
Your wallet is on the coffee tabla
OK
Borrowed $500
Pay you back on pay day
My dream bag!
And this on a... isn't it pretty?
Which one is better?
This one too!
This is better
That's too old
You can buy them all
All of them? That's too much!
As long as you like them
Are you crazy?
We're only window shopping
I touched it and carried it
That's my dream come true
Let's go, silly
Is it good?
It's OK
Mr. Fong
Thanks... Surprise!!
Why are you giving me flowers?
This is a data restaurant
Men propose in here
Don't tell me you're proposing
You don't want to get married?
Of course not
I won't know what to do if you propose
I thought all women want to get married
When I was a teenager, yes
But not now
Quit your job and let me take care of you
And let you pay for me?
Then you'll own me! No way!
You don't want me to sell bear?
How about I sell rad wine?
You like rad wine
No, I don't want you to work so hard
People must work
I don't want to vegetate at home
Don't try to change me
Great! Here's the food!
What's this? It's black!
Black ink pasta and rice with cheese
Rice with cheese? I love cheese
What is it?
This cheese tastes funny
It doesn't taste like cheese!
It's an expensive cheese
What else do we have?
I ordered Canard au Sang
What? Bloody duck?
Is it edible?
What would you like?
I know
here we are!
Intestines for 2!
Sure
Fish balls... Spicy ones
More chili
Stuffed peppers and tofu
Extra vegetables
Great!
Fried preserved bean curd
Extra sweet sauce
These are all deep fried
Watch your cholesterol
I've been eating this since I was a kid
My cholesterol level is low
I'm very healthy
Stop nagging
Let me hold it
Start talking
Where have you been?
Mom wants you home tomorrow
Don't tell her you're busy
Bye!
Hallo?
What is it?
My aunt wants me to go home for soup
That's good! Why the long face?
They'll get on my case again
What do you expect?
Forget it, let's eat
Is it good?
It's heavenly!
I'm asking you
Are you living with someone?
This soup is great...
Who do you take us for?
If Kuen didn't call up Ching
We'll never know you're living with someone
Calm down! She doesn't come home often
This is hard to swallow
Who is he? Is he nice?
I bet she picked him up at a bar
He's a murderer, an arsonist and a rapist
And you're next
Have you no shame?
How can you just live with a man?
What are your plans?
What about you...
What?
Times are different now
Forget it, I'll shut up
I don't want to argue
Don't lecture her, Dad
We're nobody to her
Did I step on your tail?
Was I wrong about you?
Stop it!
What are you arguing about?
Good, you're home in time
Sza-ka is living with a man
You talk to her
Already?
I know, his name is Fong Ka-on
A partner of Ray Pang & Company
and a certified accountant
How did you know?
I saw you in that French restaurant
but I didn't come over to say hi
I'm so relieved you found someone nice
I bet she'll get dumped soon enough
Sze-ka, we're cousins
Introduce me to your fiance
So I can solicit his business
Hot in your life!
We're not getting married
If you're not marrying him
Why are you living with him?
As long as I'm happy
Why must I get married?
That's the same as being a mistress
If I have a marriage license
I can vegetate at home
and that's not being a mistress?
Without the marriage license
Even if I work to support myself
That's being a mistress?
Whatever you say
If you think I'm a mistress
I'm a mistress
You...
Shut up! Leave her alone
Give me a hand in the kitchen
Sure! Let's ignore them!
How much longer does it take?
You should learn how to pick these
What for?
For your husband
Your uncle gets a sore throat from teaching
So I buy him American ginseng
You're too nice to him
Are you still mad at him?
Don't be so narrow minded
I'm super generous already
How do you do this? One by one?
Smell them!
Call Uncle and see if he needs anything
Alright
Let me use your phone
here...
Uncle?
Auntie wants to know if you need anything
What did he say?
Anything but mushroom
Take your time
Pick the best, we're in no hurry...
I'll take these
Sure
Why did you help him?
I didn't have time to think
They almost ran into each other
I'm not helping him
I didn't want my aunt to pass out on the street
He's a teacher
He looks so refined
But he's more open than we expect
Teachers can be assholes too
Men are assholes, period
No, Pang is nice
You think your K.O. is any better?
Don't be so naive
Moving in with him
doesn't mean he's stable
Woman flock around him like honey
You should be careful
If he wants to leave
There's nothing I can do
Of course there is
Do what we're doing now
Go to the gym
Get a facial done now and than
Keep your figure
and keep the song and dance
No man would want to leave
If you want to know more
Beg me and I'll teach you
Right! I'm bagging you not to tell me
better don't come crawling back!
Is this really necessary?
Here! Get this see-through bra
and the see-through T-back
Get a bottle of essential oil for massage
He'll malt in your hands
I don't give massages
That's just the appetizer
Serve him dessert
Dessert?
Get chocolate syrup and a bottle of cream
Rub it all over you after a shower
It'll attract ants
That's good
Did you try this?
Yes
This is perfect! Get that!
That's too much!
Look around some more
I get a VIP card if I spend $5,000
$5,000 for a VIP!
Forget it! I'll take these...
That'll be $2,388
What? That's expensive!
If you make him happy
He'll give you everything
Why do I even know you?
A supplementary black card!
Did he give you this?
I'm not using it
You must spend his money
You're really stupid if you don't
Let's go shopping in Central
You gave her a supplementary card?
What's wrong with letting her spend my money?
She didn't want it
but I want her to have it for emergency
You're crazy
Which card?
What's the credit limit?
She'll use up every last penny
She won't be shy
You sound like she'll spend my fortune
It's that obvious
K.O. speaking
Mr. Fong please?
Speaking
I'm calling from Fortune Bank
There's a $80,000 purchase
on your supplementary card
Shall we process it?
$80,000? OK, let it through
Thank you very much
see? Faster than lightning
You're asking for trouble
K.O. speaking
I'm sorry, Mr. Fong
The bank made a mistake
The purchase was not against your card
I'm very sorry
So it was a mistake?
OK, thanks
see? Come in
There's a Mr. Chou outside
A Miss Tai told him to come see you
How do you do, Mr. Fong?
Hi, you are...
Chou Chi-kit, I'm a lawyer
Sza-ka is my cousin
I'd like to speak to you
Our law firm works with different accounting firms
I'm here to see if there's any chance we can work together
Here's our portfolio
Please take a look
Sure
We should keep the good things within the family, right?
Are you sure it'll work?
You're home!
Your cousin came to the office today
What?
That jerk has no shame
You didn't tell him to come?
Of course not
Last time at their house
He wanted me to introduce him
so he can profit from it
I told him no
I should at least listen to his pitch
Don't! He's a sleazy cheapskate
who's sloppy and unprofessional
He's always chasing starlets
Don't give him any business
Is that a chocolate cake?
What's so funny?
It wasn't supposed to be a cake
then what was it?
Ching told me to put chocolate syrup
and cream all over my body
I'm supposed to be your dessert
Good idea! I want to eat
No way! here, you do it...
then I'll be your dessert...
Against Ching's advice
I didn't become K.O.'s dessert
But we had a wonderful night
This goes to prove
If the guy really loves you
You don't have to fawn on him
Albert Lui...
What a coincidence!
Who is she?
I'm his girl, Auntie
What did you say?
Hey!
Don't! Not on the street!
So? You lied about spending time with your wife
instead you're chasing after her!
Let go!
Lay off him!
It's none of your business
Let go... don't push me!
That's enough!
Don't do that!
Let's go
What's the matter?
Stay out of this
You! I want an explanation
Remove your hand, crazy woman
Crazy woman?
What do you want?
Bitch my foot!
Forget it! Don't do this
Listen up! I'm dumping you
Don't aver call me again
Are you alright?
Are you OK?
Wicked Albert Lui
You'll get hemorrhoids
You'll get hemorrhoids on your naval
Shut up!
Hemorrhoids on the navel?
You have no common sense
Don't be upset!
You can scold me, it's alright
Get lost, Tang Pang!
You'll get hemorrhoids!
On your navel too!
Get lost!
Are you still mad?
Happy now'?
Let's go see a doctor
Are you crazy?
I've been dumped, no doctor can fix it
Not you. Me!
What you need is a psychiatrist
Damn! All men are alike
Stop staring, lecher!
I didn't
Don't deny it! I saw you
You're even posing for it
and you didn't even blink
No...
Don't deny it!
Nothing is happening...
Well? What did the doctor say?
Nothing
Don't worry
Dr. Cheung is very good
He can cure you
Come here... Dr. Cheung
Yes
How is he?
Nothing serious
see? Don't worry
He's temporarily impotent
What? How did that happen?
He was kicked in the groin
Physically he's fine
but it has affected him psychologically
which explains his impotence
Can he recover?
I'll prescribe something for the kidneys
He'll slowly recuperate
That means it's curable
What do you mean by slow?
How long will it take?
I can't answer that
You can't rush these things
then we'll take it slowly
How can I ever show my face?
You'll get well, don't worry!
I told you to watch it
Why did you turn it off?
It's useless
Don't be disheartened
Take your medicine and you'll get well
What's that? It's worse than ink
Just drink it, you'll get better
Come on, be a good boy!
It tastes awful
I'm to be blamed for what happened
To show my support, let's play a game
You drink this if you lose
and I'll drink beer if I lose
Come on... 5, 10... drink up
Come on...
5, 10... drink up
Forget it!
You're a man
Drink it while it's hot
Look what you've done
I knew you're up to something
Good thing I still have some left
softy...
You're too heavy...
You're crushing me, get up!
Shit!
Now what?
I feel something
You do?
Yes
Thanks to me and the medication
and that doctor
What are you staring at?
I feel something when I look at you
Are you sure?
Yes
Wait! Do you have it?
I do
Why do you carry them on you?
It came with the newspaper
Really?
Yes
Please...
Sure
You're not giving out condoms?
Yesterday was World AIDS day
so they gave out condoms
Back to tissue paper today
I only want 1 newspaper
OK
And one of these
Sure
Just 1 newspaper
Sure...
Thank you, I'll put these back
Thanks
Sorry... here you go!
Thank you...
What's this?
What?
You're using condoms, Dad?
They're not mine!
Mom is way past menopause
Why did you buy these?
I didn't buy any!
What are you saying?
Here...
They're mine!
Sorry! I forgot
That was yours?
What is it doing in Dad's newspaper bag?
Inside the bag?
Don't try to cover for him
I know exactly what happened
You bought the newspaper at a convenient store
Some guy ran into you
and you dropped the newspaper
Maybe you picked up the wrong bag
and you came home with it
You're right
I'm sure that's what happened
You're straight as an arrow
I know you won't do something like that
You're coughing too hard
You should go see a doctor
Yes
It'll get better
No it won't! I'll go with you
Good idea
How nice of you to come with me
They only pay me
but they never come with me
I know you prefer this cough syrup
You're the only one who understands
Please don't tell them
They don't want me to come here
Don't worry, I'm not a rat
Put on something when it gets cold
or you'll get sick
Sit down over there
I'll pick up the prescription
Go straight back to Shenzhen afterwards
I don't have time to take you
What's taking so long?
Cheong
Honey... you left your wallet
Honey? Who is that?
Why is she calling you Honey?
Hey!
Honey
Your honey is over there
When did you pick her...
Darling...
Go to hell, you jerk...
Fire can't be wrapped in paper
What's destined to crack
will eventually do so
including Uncle's skull
I fought for your best interests, Mom
Sign on this divorce agreement
You'll own half of Dad's assets
as well as the flat
Are you going through with it?
I know it's my fault
Think about our marriage and the kids
Give me another chance
That's right, Mom
I'll keep these copies for now
Think it over
You can always come back
Honey
The divorce didn't happen
But life wasn't easy for Uncle either
Auntie treated him like a criminal
He was under 24-hour surveillance
Carry this with you at all times
even in the toilet
Don't go anywhere beyond its range
Where are you now'?
What's taking you so long?
I'm coming! Keep your voice down
She's after you again
There's not such thing as starting with a clean slate
Auntie never trusted him again
Possessiveness can completely destroy a woman's reason
It's probably hereditary
and definitely contagious
Where were you?
I went out with some friends
I told you to call me every 2 hours
Sorry, I forgot
You should put me in a cage
I heard that...
The way she's treating him
is no different from owning ape!
Most people understand it
But few people can do it
When 2 people are together
They'd try to bind and change each other
Have you seen my chips and been?
Someone had a birthday yesterday
I took them to the office party
You donated my snacks to your party?
90 grams of potato chips
has 500 calories
120 grams of shrimp sticks
has 580 calories
You must exercise for 3 hours
before you can work that off
But you hardly work out at all
You know I need those for when I'm in a bad mood
Have a glass of juice instead
It contains enough vitamins for the day
I'm worried about my aunt and uncle
I wonder how things are
They should know what to do
No point in worrying
That's true
Get up
What?
Close your eyes
I have a present for you
Why must I close my eyes?
Just do it! It won't take long
What is it? Hurry...
Be patient!
Guess what it is?
It's something you like
My dream bag?
I got this from the flagship store
It's not a second-hand
Do you like it?
Really? I like anything you buy me
It's elegant and classic
Look what's inside
There's more?
Classes for jewelry design
and fashion design?
These are good value-add classes
I want you to improve yourself
I'll read them later
Look at you...
I'm happy you're with Pang
Lucky you!
He's barely qualified
No ranking for him yet
Don't be so mean!
Pang is a nice guy
Yes, he is
Now you're the owner
I'm so jealous
Where should we go celebrate, Honey?
Celebrate what?
Your birthday?
Or Pang's conquest of the party animal
Let's celebrate both
Call me and tell me where you're going
I had to finish up here
Hurry!
How sweet!
Enough about me! What about you?
What?
About your guy!
Your dream bag costs a fortune
I'm so jealous
It's the most expensive bag in Finland Stop
Yes...
No! This is from the flagship store
"Thanks to my “human dessert" idea
I told you it'll work
No, I only made a cake
I'm happy with whatever he buys
He's in Taiwan now
He promised to buy me comic books
That's just as sweet
Hold on! He's not here?
Yes
then we can...
Raid your place!
No way! It's not my house
Consider your house warming party
Yes!
We're best friends, do this for me!
Come on!
No...
You're my best friend
I've never been to such a posh flat
For my 18th birthday...
In your dream!
Before my 18th birthday
Let my dream come true
Grant her this wish!
Come on...
Alright, whatever...
Just this once!
Don't drop that!
Take off your shoes
Put that out!
What? Put it out?
Over there...
Hey... you opened all the rad wine!
Cheers!
I'm dead!
Quiet...
Welcome to the party
Are we having fun?
Please observe a few rules
For those who smoke
Don't drop the ashes on the floor
We have ash trays
Stay off the bad
Don't touch the computer
You! Take off your shoes
before you get on the massage chair
Don't touch the oxygen concentrator
The penalty is $500 for each offense
Or stay behind and clean up
Understand?
Yes
Quiet...
Forget it, they won't listen
It's my birthday, let's have fun
I'll help you clean up later
Are you serious?
Yes!
But you never follow through
This time it's for real
Are you sure?
Yes!
Here goes nothing! Let's do it
Yeah
Hurry up...
Hurry, it's your turn
Quiet... it's my boyfriend
Hallo?
What are you doing?
Reading and listening to the music
Do you miss me?
Very
Do you want to see me?
Yes, but you're working
Don't worry about me
Alright, good night
Good night
I go first... 15
5
5... 10
15... 10
Strip...
He's wearing an undershirt!
Yeah...
Honey... you're home early!
Yes
It's Ching's birthday
Hi
Carry on, don't mind me
There's red wine... Oh, you found it
I'll be upstairs... excuse me
Shall we continue?
He's nice!
At least he didn't yell at us
He smiles at his worst enemies
sorry...
Please close the door
Yeah
Happy birthday
You're late
I had to finish up first
You hated it when people mess up your flat
You never let us come up
I suppose you're doing this for Sza-ka
Look at this mess! You're cool
You and me both
Get out!